Beware the Trained Attack Choya!

by Evon Gnashblade on September 26, 2017

When I ordered a shipment of Elonian fruit, this isn’t what I meant. I thought it was a cactus until it woke up—and it hasn’t stopped flailing since. It’s constantly grumbling, it can use simple tools, and it’s aggressive. I should ship it off to the Blood Legion.

  • Trained Attack Choya

    What? If it wants to fight, it can fight. Here, take it off my hands. Whack your enemies with it. It’ll probably be overjoyed as long as it’s attacking something.

  • Mini Maraca Choya Pinata

    You want this, too? One of my employees must have left it on my desk. Very funny. At least it doesn’t have a mouth…that I can see, anyway.

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